St. Paddy's Day hits different. The green beer flows. Questionable decisions happen. And wild "facts" fly around faster than you can say "Kiss me, I'm Irish."
But what's legit and what's total BS? Grab your Turnt Up Apple Rancher Fuego Spiked Refreshment, and let's settle some debates that pop up every March 17th.

1. Did St. Patrick Really Chase Snakes Out of Ireland? 🐍

The Myth: St. Patrick went all snake-charmer and banished serpents from the Emerald Isle.

The Truth: Ireland never had snakes to begin with. The island separated from mainland Europe before snakes could slither their way over.

The Reliable Take: Patrick probably just hallucinated those snakes after one too many drinks. We've all been there. One minute you're downing Turnt Up Spiked Refreshments, the next you're fighting imaginary reptiles.

 

2. Are Four-Leaf Clovers Actually Lucky? 🍀

The Myth: Find a four-leaf clover, win the lottery. Simple math.

The Truth: They're just plant mutations. One in about 10,000 clovers has four leaves instead of three. Cool find but not necessarily magical.

The Reliable Take: How do you explain always finding your Turnt Up Disposable exactly when the party needs a boost? Coincidence? I think not. That's real luck.

 

3. Do Leprechauns Really Guard Pots of Gold? 🌈

The Myth: Tiny green men hide gold at rainbow ends and attack anyone who gets close.

The Truth: Original leprechaun legends featured cranky shoemakers who stored gold from their craft. No rainbows involved.

The Reliable Take: Modern leprechauns definitely upgraded from gold to Turnt Up products. Why hoard metal when you could stock infused Spiked Refreshments? Smart business move.

 

4. Is Wearing Green on St. Paddy's Day Actually Necessary? 💚

The Myth: Skip the green, get pinched all day. Them's the rules.

The Truth: This tradition started in America, not Ireland. Green supposedly makes you invisible to pinch-happy leprechauns.

The Reliable Take: The only thing more invisible than someone not wearing green? Your self-control after having too many drinks. One minute you're "just having one," next minute you're leading the parade. Don’t be afraid to mix in an infused Spiked Refreshment every once in a while.

 

5. Is Guinness the Only Acceptable St. Paddy's Drink? 🍻

The Myth: Real St. Paddy's celebrators only drink Guinness. No exceptions.

The Truth: Ireland rocks a killer craft beer and cocktail scene. Guinness is just one option among many.

The Unreliable Take: Ditch the heavy stout this year. Switch to Turnt Up Apple Rancher Fuego for a more mellow but still on theme beverage instead. Your stomach will thank you. Your dance moves will improve. Your friends will be jealous.

 

The Truth Is... Whatever Makes the Party Better

St. Paddy's Day boils down to one thing: legendary good times. Believe what you want about snakes and leprechauns.

Just don't debate the undebatable: Turnt Up products take any celebration from basic to epic. Science can't explain it. Historians can't document it. But we all know it's true.
One final myth to crush: Can you have an unforgettable St. Paddy's celebration without Turnt Up?

Unreliable sources, extensive research, and that one friend who always goes too hard all agree: absolutely not. 🍀🔥

So grab your green outfit, your favorite Turnt Up products, and your most gullible friends. Then debate these myths until the sun comes up or until you forget what you were talking about.

Happy St. Paddy's Day, you magnificent party people!